Fuck you Type Moon

Don't play Fate/Stay Night for the plot.

dont play it


This is why we can't have nice things.


I give it a 3.

on a scale.


1 to RAGGGEEEEEEE

Flash Game Review: Shadow


In short, Shadow is a point and click escape puzzle game by Kotoronisu. The premise is that you are trapped in a room and you have to get out, throughout the room there are cryptic messages and clues that help you solve the various puzzles.


In shorter, this game is extremely hard, and I spent 2 hours trying to figure out one of the puzzles, luckily you can save.

A Tip, some things only become clickable after you read the hint that leads to them or you solve a previous puzzle, this was frustrating at times but overall, It was enjoyable.


8/10

Now to lie down to get rid of this headache.



Cowboys & Aliens: Back In Your Hole!

Finally, after much anticipation, Cowboys & Aliens has finally made its way into the box office. With big names like Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig backing up the combination of A-list and B-list cast, this movie dares to walk with a big stick; whether the film itself is capable of wielding said stick is for you to decide.



The film starts off just like the trailers portray it: a cowboy wakes up in the middle of nowhere, has no idea who he is, and has a mysterious metal wristband on his arm. After making his way into town and undergoing several different conflicts with, both, idiots with guns and the authority of the town he encounters his first alien attack, warding off the last ship in the region with this arm band laser gun. This process takes up about twenty to thirty minutes and feels a tad bit drawn out due to the large number of times I have seen the same parts played out via the actual trailer.



I Am Stamos

No, that isn't a typo - this is not a review for the summer 2011 film "I am Number 4" but rather another short film found in the bowels of the internet. Where this deserves to stay.

The film begins with a pretty interesting idea, what if the guy that usually plays the bumbling idiot gets to be the big star for once in his life. Then it takes that idea behind the shed, holds it down, and makes it eat its spit. Andy is, like most people in California not smoking all of the legal weed they can get their hands on, trying to make it big. He has had several roles allowing him a foot in the door but he is always casted as the bumbling idiot. On the day that he decides to tell the producer of his biggest opportunity to forcibly insert the role up his anus - coinciding perfectly with Andy's birthday, he is magically turned into Bob Saget's bitch . . . . John Stamos.